A woman in Wisconsin called the police. She said her neighbors were destroying her sleep with loud music. The cops came out to answer the complaint but the only thing they heard was the loud noise of mating frogs.
Cops found dozens of frogs in a neighbor’s back yard, belching out loud mating calls.
The woman told cops they still wanted to make a complaint because the neighbor was encouraging the frogs with disco music before the cops arrived.
Young man is stopped by Sheriff Deputies for a traffic violation. Young man darts from his vehicle, hops over a fence to elude police but finds himself face to face with an angry alligator. That’s exactly what happened to Bill Guzinga, a 20 year old man from Tampa
The gator attacked Guzinga, mangling his arms and face severely enough to require a hospital trip. Once at the hospital, the cops got a tip and nabbed their man after he got 30 stitches on his arm and face.
Initially, Guzinga lied about how he was attacked, telling a St. Petersburg cop he “was watching fish jump when he fell in and was attacked by an alligator.” But once the sheriff’s deputies arrived, having made the connection between the attack and the botched traffic stop, Guzinga confessed, though he didn’t provide many details.
Upon his release from the hospital, Guzinga was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on charges of breaking or injuring fences (which apparently is its own crime), fleeing and eluding, driving with a suspended or revoked license and resisting an officer without violence. Hopefully the judge will consider the alligator attack as part of his punishment.
Etta Mr Lopez didn't tell cops why she was dressed in Bikini to commit her crime
31 year old Etta Me Lopez was so desperate to stop smoking, she waited outside the jailhouse in Sacramento, Ca. with the ultimate quit smoking plan. She was going to deliberately slap a sheriff deputy in the face so that she would be thrown in jail and cut off from buying anymore cigarettes.
So far, her plan is working very well. After slapping Deputy Matt Campoy as he was walking by, the woman was arrested and sentenced to 63 days in Jail.
Campoy told The Sacramento Bee that Lopez said “she knew that the only way to quit smoking was to go to jail because they don’t allow tobacco in the jail.”
“I’ve been telling everybody that I have a new Irish name: Nick O’Derm,” Campoy told the newspaper.