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		<title>WOMAN CALLS COPS ON MATING FROGS</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman in Wisconsin called the police. She said her neighbors were destroying her sleep with loud music. The cops came out to answer the complaint but the only thing they heard was the loud noise of mating frogs. Cops &#8230; <a href="http://iwishnews.org/?p=2584">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>MAN BURNS DOWN HOME TRYING TO DRY TOILET PAPER IN MICROWAVE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of things are better off kept out of the microwave — barbecued ribs, Thanksgiving turkey, rolls of toilet paper. A Foothills, Ariz., man found that out when he  burned down his house trying to dry a soggy roll &#8230; <a href="http://iwishnews.org/?p=2576">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>THIEF USES &#8220;FINDERS KEEPERS&#8221; DEFENSE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An accused thief is trying to beat the rap with an unusual defense — that he took the name of the store he allegedly robbed literally. According to a TV news report, Ruben Pavon took a grill from the porch &#8230; <a href="http://iwishnews.org/?p=2572">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>MAN WHO FLED POLICE ONLY TO BE ATTACKED BY ALLIGATOR SPEAKS OUT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Young man is stopped by Sheriff Deputies for a traffic violation. Young man darts from his vehicle, hops over a fence to elude police but finds himself face to face with an angry alligator. That&#8217;s exactly what happened to Bill &#8230; <a href="http://iwishnews.org/?p=2563">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>WOMAN HITS COP AND GOES TO JAIL JUST TO QUIT SMOKING</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[31 year old Etta Me Lopez was so desperate to stop smoking, she waited outside the jailhouse in Sacramento, Ca. with the ultimate quit smoking plan. She was going to deliberately slap a sheriff deputy in the face so that &#8230; <a href="http://iwishnews.org/?p=2557">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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