Monthly Archives: January 2011

JAKARTA- 29-year-old Nazril Irham—lead singer of a popular band, “Peter Pan,” and known to his fans by the nickname “Ariel”—was sentenced to 3½ years in jail and fined $28,000 for two, blurry, homemade sex videos seen by internet users across … Continue reading →

TALLAHASSEE, FL. – Florida’s new congressman, Allen West, who garnered headlines in the recent mid-term elections when he advised his followers to make his opponent, “…scared to come out of his house,” has called for a Declaration of War against … Continue reading →

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In a show of solidarity with Egyptian protesters, millions of people world-wide have begun to “walk like an Egyptian.” Beyond showing support for the overthrow of Egyptian President, Hosni Mubarak, the trend has meant gold for the … Continue reading →

ST. CLOUD, MINNESOTA – In the wake of her “looking the wrong way” rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union address, Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann went to the doctor to have her eyes checked. Unfortunately Rep. Bachmann was turned … Continue reading →

CAIRO, EGYPT – In a case of reality imitating art, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak claims he is in possession of the ancient Spear of Osiris and threatens to use it to raise from the dead the Army of Anubis to … Continue reading →