Monthly Archives: January 2011

Reports today that Charlie Sheen is checking into a rehab facility for chemical & sexual addictions are somewhat misleading. “We can’t speak to the drug problem,” said an official associated with the Rehab Center. “But in terms of his sex … Continue reading →

In the wake of growing Arab unrest in the Middle East, the Israeli Cabinet is considering a doomsday plan to move the entire country of Israel to Las Vegas, Nevada. “This is just a worst case scenario,” explained Prime Minister … Continue reading →

Amidst rioting in the streets and widespread social unrest that has cowered police and thrown the government into chaos, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak resigned his position of nearly thirty years as Egypt’s president and Grand Poobah. Sources close to Mubarak … Continue reading →

In an attempt to show how serious he is about cutting the national debt, President Barack Obama has placed his Presidential Aircraft, officially known as Airforce One up for bid on Ebay. Republicans immediately called the move just one more … Continue reading →

FAIRBANKS, ALASKA – In an honest mistake that any former governor, vice-presidential candidate, major party leader, and hopeful presidential candidate could make, Sarah Palin misunderstood President Barack Obama’s State of the Union reference to a “Sputnik moment” for a “beatnik … Continue reading →