Monthly Archives: July 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – With gas prices at the pump stuck in high gear, President Obama recently released millions of barrells of oil from America’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve. The Whitehouse hoped this sudden glut of oil would force prices down. It … Continue reading →

Washington, D.C. – The results of a startling new 700-page study just released by the Center for Human Understanding, a non-profit group funded by private donations and U.S. government grants, claims the feces of America’s wealthiest people does stink. Dr. … Continue reading →