Monthly Archives: August 2011

Washington, D.C. — Shortly after a 5.9 earthquake, centered in Mineral, Virginia, shook the ground up and down the east coast, some House Tea Party Republicans were heard blaming President Barack Obama for the rare seismic event. In similar news, … Continue reading →

Washington, D.C. – President Barack Obama today sent special presidential butt plugs to all Democratic members of congress. He also included a short note which read, “I thought I’d share these with all of you. Mine was terrific in helping … Continue reading →