WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama suddenly reversed himself on release of 30 million barrels of oil from the US Strategic Reserve (STR). “I was on board with idea to help reduce the price of gas,” he said in a speech to nation. “But then I read an article about a mass die off of sea life being caused by global warming. Then when Michele told me that using oil causes global warming, I said, hold the oil release! I know Americans are straining under high gas prices, but I think everyone can agree. Gas is one thing, but no sushi is quite another.
E MAIL ALERTS
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