OBAMA’S PRESIDENTIAL BUTT PLUGS A HIT IN CONGRESS

Washington, D.C. – President Barack Obama today sent special presidential butt plugs to all Democratic members of congress. He also included a short note which read, “I thought I’d share these with all of you. Mine was terrific in helping me prepare for my private time with our good friends, the Republicans, during the recent debt ceiling negotiations. They’ll help you too. I’m considering sending one to every American.”