Washington, D.C. — Shortly after a 5.9 earthquake, centered in Mineral, Virginia, shook the ground up and down the east coast, some House Tea Party Republicans were heard blaming President Barack Obama for the rare seismic event.
In similar news, a representative for Texas Governor Rick Perry’s presidential campaign staff fell short of blaming Obama for the quake but did mention that, had the President attended and prayed at Perry’s recent Prayer-a-Palooza in Houston, there’s a good chance the east coast would have been spared this Act of God.
