MAN SUFFERS STROKE AFTER SEEING HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART ON FACEBOOK

KANSAS CITY, KN – Joe Campbell, 56 was hospitalized today after seeing a photo of his high school sweetheart who he has not seen since he was 17. “Seeing her at 55 completely freaked me out,” Mr. Campbell told IWN. “There should be some kind of law that you can’t friend people you haven’t seen for more than 30 years. It’s dangerous.” For her part, former girlfriend Emma Watts admits 30 years of smoking didn’t help her appearance, but claims Joe isn’t the boy she used to know either. “Thank god we broke up.”