Dick Cheney wanted to get closer to Son in Law but ended up a real pain in the ass
NASSAU, BAHAMAS – Former vice president Dick Cheney decided to celebrate his recent heart transplant by going on a spear fishing trip with his son in law in the Bahamas. But only minutes into their first dive, son in law Clint Bluberbuns felt a sharp pain in his buttocks. His father in law had accidently speared him with a 4 foot fishing spear. Said Cheney, ” I was hoping to get to know Clint better on this trip, not be a pain in the ass. But accidents do happen.”
