Who Knew?
FAIRBANKS, ALASKA – In an honest mistake that any former governor, vice-presidential candidate, major party leader, and hopeful presidential candidate could make, Sarah Palin misunderstood President Barack Obama’s State of the Union reference to a “Sputnik moment” for a “beatnik moment.”
“I always knew that black socialist Muslim Kenyan president of ours is a loon but I didn’t think he sat around, on the taxpayer’s dime, playing bongo drums, reciting poetry that doesn’t rhyme, and acting like Maynard G. Krebs. No wonder he doesn’t work at doing a damn thing to help the American people– He doesn’t believe in work!”
