Phoenix, AZ – A press release from the office of Arizona governor, Jan Brewer, claims beheadings in the Arizona desert have declined to zero. Brewer rose to national fame defending the state’s immigration law and warning of rising violence along the U.S.-Mexico border, including a claim that headless bodies were turning up in the Arizona desert.
Unfortunately, at the time of her grisly announcement, Brewer could not provide any evidence to support her claims of beheadings in the desert. But now, there is actual evidence that the number of headless bodies in the desert has reached zero!
Brewer claims Arizona’s tough immigration law coupled with her personal and continuing active support of Arizona’s many law enforcement personnel has resulted in both a zero tolerance for beheadings and zero headless bodies.
Brewer did admit that the number of people being shot in the head by lunatics is going up.